That sounds amazing. On the same note, I haven’t heard a good bad beat poker story in years.

the story is as good as winning the money,”

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

I am so excited for this to lead to scintillating conversations with my friends about their recent sports gambling exploits. Thankfully that will lead into a quick side conversation around their fantasy football team, and finally we can discuss a bar they went to last weekend that is one of their favorites and has a…

I know that hating the Warriors has become cool (it’s not cool, it’s boring), but if you love basketball, you should enjoy this. They’re an amazing team and a joy to watch.

Rhabdo is no joke and hours of pushups is a great way to inflict that on folks, especially if they are high level athletes who have had some time off. It is crazy that someone would program this for football players that are counting on their strength and conditioning staff to make them better, not hospitalize them.

Any…

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

He died at 73 which is like 120 in wrestler years....

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Good game. Great ending.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

It’s too bad that, even with Aaron’s fame, they couldn’t continue to have the same kind of tight father/son relationship that Michael and Joe Jackson had.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

There’s never a bad time for this, but this is an especially great time for this.

That’s not really fair, they are assholes when they are winning too.

We’re 5 days away from having the plug pulled on this whole “freedom of speech” deal.

Yep.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

Again, are we sure the Seahawks aren’t just a bunch of assholes?