mavericktugboatcaptain
MaverickTugboatCaptain
mavericktugboatcaptain

Your 2014 Deadspin HOF inductee.

bbwaa@aol.com

[turns on television, checks out SportsCenter news crawl]

So how come Sarah Palin and Bobby Jindal aren't sticking up for Chris Kluwe's freedom of speech and religion? Huh.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

You have to applaud Rosko for holding back the tears here. I mean, being on local news in Minneapolis has got to be soul crushing.

Something something Schiano Man. Something Richie Incognito. Dick joke.

Not in Rhode Island, where the state's highest-paid employee is, in fact, a basketball.

It's going to be so satisfying when Loria is forced to sell and this team ends up in Montreal.