"When I was 20 I was going to college at a very small campus in the middle of nowhere in Maine."

"When I was 20 I was going to college at a very small campus in the middle of nowhere in Maine."

"When I was 20 I was going to college at a very small campus in the middle of nowhere in Maine."

"When I was 20 I was going to college at a very small campus in the middle of nowhere in Maine."

"When I was 20 I was going to college at a very small campus in the middle of nowhere in Maine."

"When I was 20 I was going to college at a very small campus in the middle of nowhere in Maine."

"When I was 20 I was going to college at a very small campus in the middle of nowhere in Maine."

"When I was 20 I was going to college at a very small campus in the middle of nowhere in Maine."

The video is actually a compilation of multiple Apollo missions, the singing comes from 17, the "dumpde dee doop" stuff is Pete Conrad on Apollo 12. He did that to stop from cursing, I think ya'll talked about that recently...

"You should feel free to stand in a shower with your lady and awkwardly try to find a comfortable position to screw in while she hogs all the hot water and you're standing behind her shivering like a goddamn hobo."

Except, in the end, instead of killing himself, a dog bites the dust.

There are only two franchises that have never hosted an All-Star Game, Florida and Tampa Bay, and they're the only two that have never built a ballpark. The Marlins will get theirs at their new stadium in 2015, like the Twins in 2014 and the Mets in 2013.

"Just Crazy Enough" is a family-friendly comedy about identical twins separated at birth.

$50 for a Nats ticket. Now that's an idiot.

Should have been you Mark David Chapman.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I thought the traditional greeting was Gilbert pooping in his shoe?

Man I miss Reno 911!

"I'LL HANDLE THE ROAD MISSY. YOU LOOK AFTER THE YOUNG ONES."

What a dushbag!

Engaged at an arena football game < anyone engaged on the Bachelor/Bachelorette