@SavetoFavorites: Wok of Life, did Dire Straits open a Chinese restaurant?

@Sh!tShow: And yet, for those few moments when his mic was busted, all was right with the world.

Hold on a sec. Three people died because a football player didn't want to have to replace an anchor? What's the NFL minimum running at these days?

Wow, I never thought I could hate the Yankees more. Only now, I hate their wives too.

MMMMM.... bacon strips...

Entertainment and Sports Programmeing Network?

Junior!

Does this mean we have to detonate an H-bomb now?

So the fire chief is Tony Kornheiser?

So did John Kruk fix the frozen donkey wheel?

But I do know an ejection happy umpire when I see one!

Shaved or unshaved?

Hitler?! Who said anything about Hitler?

Does she blog about her 12 toes?

@Quake 'n' Shake: The Florida Marlins disagree.

I'm shocked and appalled at this. No, not the coach, that the Patriot Ledger is still in business. That rag sucks.

@MaverickTugboatCaptain:

@MattMillenFanClub:

@NoPracticoBurress:

Opening day sold out? Don't tell the Nats about this...