We had flooding in the area of Texas where I live and we expect more flooding this weekend, yay!

Fuck this shit.

Well thats ok cause the deadline killed any infrastructure improvements too so its not like we will have roads to drive these on anyway.

But hey at least Greg Abbott found time to mobilize the national guard to make sure Obama doesnt take over Texas!! He also got around to passing open carry (with the caveat that you…

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE PARALLEL SCENE IN THE BOOK? Please tell me. <3

This is so full of the funny, if only because of your username.

I clicked hoping to read something about a “moo” point.

It is made for the geeks that are scared they will have their first heart attack before we finally get to see Thanos

That reply I am fairly sure is tongue in cheek, especially the last line.

Weird. My Band reads through Tattoos.

We’re having a great time with the new “recommended stories” feature

I think the difference is Bruce Jenner won the gold medal in the freaking decathlon—which means that there was a time where he (as a reminder, he still wants us to use male pronouns for now, so that’s what I’m going with) could lay claim to the title of World’s Greatest Athlete. So, regardless of what anyone thinks of…

Chrysler Crossfire, not actually a bad car mind you as it is basically an SLK, in fact I work with someone who owned a mid ‘00s SLK and now a brand new SLK, both with metal folding roofs and bought a crossfire for their winter beater... but still the pop up spoiler was a bit out of place on a Chrysler

My husband worked at a rent-to-own chain as the store manager for a while (he hated it, but it paid decently and I had recently had a baby followed by gallbladder removal surgery and there were bills to pay). One night while the store was closed, a couple of guys broke in (smashing in the windows) and stole a bunch of…

I work at a VW dealer, and that would have been an instant write-up for sure, no questions asked. It says in multiple places that the car has suspension blocks, there’s even a giant box on the PDI sheet in bold red letters that says to remove the suspension blocks. As a tech, I have to check that and sign my name. If…

I lost my hymen to a Diva Cup, and that's how my tampons found out I was cheating on them.

This defense only works if you’re a police officer accused of murdering a black person, duh.

Ah, yes. Game Stop stories.

“This huge noisy beast was approaching, and I had to do something. I ran toward the threat, asserting my dominance. Showing the expected level of cowardice, the beast ran off with great haste. I am a fucking badass!”