I do this on weekends, but my recipe is a bit different. It is:

She can gorram Gommorrah bring it.

Red pandas are the cutest creatures I’ve ever seen and they have the best gifs.

You appear to be missing the rest of that vicious pumpkin attack which the poor red panda had to defend himself from. Let me fix this atrocity for you:

The AMC Gremlin. Because... umm... uhh...

Can confirm as a woman who likes cars, video games and tech that someone is always out to prove I don’t know anything about any of the things I like. No I don’t know every spec of every car ever. That doesn’t mean I don’t like to wrench when I can. This has generally led me to not put my gender out there on online…

Mk 1 Audi TT to be precise.

I’m not questioning or discounting what Cuba’s done, more commenting on the timing of the US restoring diplomatic relations with Cuba relatively soon after the news that Cuba eliminated the transmission of HIV and syphillis from mother to child.

US: “Hey Cuba! Ol’ buddy, ol’ pal! You know were just joking with all these restrictions and stuff right? I mean, we think you’re great! ...so uh... how ‘bout them medical advancements you’ve managed to make?”

At this point they should just move to the Decepticon’s motto and paint their cars a la Barricade:

Well I guess it’s time for me to run for office just so I can actually show up to restaurants the crazies call me about and give the restaurant guys high fives for awesome snark and come backs to shitty customers. Also no separate tipped minimum wage will be part of my platform.

2001 Audi TT.

I would just like to point out the lovely gentleman asshole with the NAACP sign seems to be missing a word that starts with an A in the middle there. I mean come on, you just wrote out NAACP at the top of your sign and you still can’t figure out there are two “A’s” in the middle so you would need two adjectives that…

I used to have a 2001 Audi A4, and the check engine light was a way of life. It came on for everything. The oxygen sensors. The gas cap. If it was raining. To remind you about endangered animals. When you were singing. When you were driving on dirt. When you had forgotten your grocery list.

Ok, but how many people are buying these to burn them?

I feel like you’re confusing country of origin with ethnicity. The Chinese man in the original story is an ethnic Chinese man. From Mauritius. We are discussing ethnicity, not country of origin. Yea I can see how it would get confusing on forms to be from Africa, but ethnic Chinese, but they are asking for ethnicity,…

I think in the books it makes it a bit more clear that Peeta and Katniss started out as strictly political and that Katniss literally couldn’t be with Gale because Pres Snow threatened to kill Gale if Katniss was faking her love of Peeta. If Katniss and Peeta were fake then they played the games (and the citizens)…

We have so much water after having so little for so long.