Super Kinja'd.

My mom told me that when she and my dad were dating, he mentioned that if they had a girl he wanted to name her "Sushi". Yes, like the food.

When I was growing up my family was very low income and I grew up in a neighborhood that was mostly Mexican immigrants (I'm white). Josefina was by far my favorite American girl and I begged and BEGGED my mom to buy her for me. She did and I always played with my Josefina doll. I also had the dog sled and a husky…

This. This, this, this, this, this.

*Pushes chair back, gets up from desk, walks to kitchen, opens liquor cabinet, takes massive swig of vodka*

Now it's been many years since my business law classes (in Texas), but I vaguely remember there being a lecture about how, just because you put a clause into a contract/terms of service and someone signs it, doesn't mean it's necessarily enforceable. I believe the example was that if you put in a contract that they…

I also refuse to call it sex ed. I tell people I didn't have that, we had health class and that it wasn't even kind of the same. I am honestly very ignorant of the female reproduction system and it's sad. I've been tempted to google it, but I know the results would be terrible unless worded perfectly and to be honest,…

Fun fact:

I think I know from somewhere...

I am so glad I wasn't the only person delirious enough from work that thought this too... I think it's time for me to pack it up and go home. Too bad there's two more hours in the work day before that can happen...

While working at a liquor store (that had the word liquor in the name of the store) I received this lovely phone call:

I think it looks more like a puma.

My case was referred to as "the storm trooper ammo box if storm troopers needed ammo" while we were building it. So it was named TK421