As nanny to Luke Cage & Jessica Jones' daughter, I have wondered why she hasn't brought on other joke characters to help care for other superpowered babies. Like maybe give the Power Pack and Franklin Richards part time jobs. Heck, they could make a whole miniseries out of it.

Ellen Page.

Her weird eye make-up used to freak me out in the comics, when it was so pronounced that it looked like some kinda clown getup. Just... ugh.

You're quackers to use duck tape. Duct tape is where it's at.

Fuuka sucks

It's been brought up elsewhere and been pretty universally agreed with that barely literate garbage messages like what you describe don't warrant/deserve a reply, in no small part because they are hardly messages to begin with. But if someone is making an earnest attempt to say hello, yeah, you can totally be a crappy…

I'd like to see more studies done on this, because by this logic I should be the sveltest guy around. I mean I'm no slouch, but I do not look like I've run ten marathons in the last year.

Well sure, the place is more crowded during the summer, but who goes to hang out with tourists? They're only around for a week at a time or so – which depending on your attitude might be the best trait in a friend, so who am I to judge?

Put it out of the room and close the door maybe? Unless...

I don't like the commentary either, but the actual game looks like a total kick.

I feel like the video is more charming than the actual game will be.

The "no self portrait" one is my absolute non-favorite. It's hilariously ridiculous. There is no time I can think of in the last five years where, when hanging out with friends, do I want to stop everything so we can take a picture of ourselves. "Hey guys, I know this night is super awesome, but can we like, take a…

This is another one of those things where "location location location". I moved to Traverse City after graduating from MSU and the alumni association up here seems to be pretty quiet except for once a year. But that's to be expected I guess, when you have one semi-urban area surrounded by miles and miles of rural. The…

Not at all, just making a conditional statement – if a simple message gets you that bent out of shape, it might be something to work on. No offense intended, I realize inflection is sometimes lost in print, but I think this whole exchange illustrates my point rather clearly.

I'm afraid I don't follow. Do you think I'm flaming you?

I don't know what dating site you're using, but if it's OkCupid you can get more advice and feedback in their forums (google Okcupid forums, as the site doesn't directly link there for some reason). There you can post a link to your profile or examples of messages you're sending and have them critiqued.

I'm taller than you, but my experience is nearly identical. I've had (relatively short) women balk at the fact that I'm not 6'0" – I'm 5'11". Apparently that is VERY IMPORTANT.

And looks dont always matter, look at Howard Stern, ugly as hell but married two supermodels.

Wow man, I don't know what to tell you there. I would posit that if any typed response is a "soul crusher" then you gotta get some thicker skin to be dating. "No thank you" could mean 20 different things I guess, but the result is the same so don't kill yourself by trying to read too much into it. Not interested,…

20. I guess a 100% increase is a 100% increase, but those two are traits I'd really like to avoid.