"Oh! You can enable ragdoll!"

I just don't know why they DIDN'T try to ape the old Power Glove ads. They were so rad.

I remember when, before that, domains were crazy expensive. What a weird cycle, but they're still a fraction of what they used to be.

The Diablo II character select was the first thing I thought of, too.

Spies. It is spies who are bitchy little girls.

Well you know, to me it's funny – and it'll be different by September, I'm sure, but – while the PS4 is certainly the more powerful system, as we've seen proven, the Xbone is the only system that has any good exclusives so far. Where the Xbone has Killer Instinct, Titanfall, Dead Rising 3 and Forza... the PS4 has…

I don't think you need to read that deeply into it. She's in what would be considered a powerful position but she looks like she's 24, and is pretty cute, to be honest. I can see how this would get started.

Battlefield 1942

I just wanted to jump in with props for the Burn Notice reference.

I came here to post that also. Pretty surprising, actually!

Don't be ridiculous, you'd need way bigger containers for the kind of quantities you get.

Most travel/sample size toiletries are about a dollar, at the store. You're gonna spend more on the heat sealer and materials than you would to just grab a handful of the samples at the store; PLUS there's the added benefit of not having to explain to TSA agents what's in your weird straws full of unlabeled chemicals.

I like to jazz that up with the wallrun-into-double-jumped top-down embark.

So it's Gauntlet x Office Space? I'm down with that.

The Metal Gear Solid ones are pretty good, but as far as these quasi-old-movie-posters go, the Shadow of the Colossus one is the best, I think. It certainly has the best tagline.

I don't know if this is the worst thing ever. I don't feel like it's necessary that every station stop to broadcast breaking news. Should, say, Nick Jr. stop showing Blue's Clues or whatever to report on the latest school shooting? Probably not. CNN can get all over that, maybe even CBS if they can get away from the…

Thanks for posting, Pete.

True that. The Wild ARMs opening is one of my favorites of all time.

Petition signed.

Yeah, I'm on board!