Haha, location is such a huge factor. 5 responses a week and 1-3 dates a week sounds like a gold mine to me.

I can understand that, though I suppose I'd be surprised to learn that the folks who spend the time to write a reasonable, earnest message to start with aren't the same ones who feel the need to lash out verbally when turned down. It's a balancing act I suppose, but dating is as a whole, I figure.

Haha, solid point. Go green.

I think it IS a bad thing, because it normalizes callous behavior. Like I said, it doesn't take much to gin up a decent – albeit canned – response to fire off. Does it take a few extra seconds? I suppose it does. But, I consider that part of the cost of online dating – nobody is that important that they can't spare a…

You will need to be making a lot of decisions on a daily basis about whether you want to communicate with someone. If you already have a pretty clear sense of what you want/don't want, you can more quickly decide when to reply or delete. You don’t owe anyone a response, and in my opinion quality beats quantity.

Ahem. The proper way to ask would have been "MAY I put my hand on your ass". Certainly he can, but one should ask permission, not capability.

I don't even know where to begin with this. Ughhhhhhhh.

Wow, that Pokemon trainer is gorgeous. I don't like commenting on cosplay threads because it makes me feel like a creep, but holy wow.

Do they? They make an oblique reference to Niko at one point in GTA5, when planning one of the heists.

I have no idea if it was. I've yet to be able to be able to even play the game.

I feel like I just watched the visualization of a fever dream I once had.

Still hot. I'd deal with it.

I thought so also.

This took place at Eurogamer. Which I think might be in Europe.

I gave Trevor the mullet and the Randy Savage mustache, and make a point of putting him in tiny ass shorts and the pink Pussycat tank top whenever possible. I cannot stop laughing at him, it's really the best ever.

You can't take this online though, can you?

As a Shriners' patient, he and his family pay nothing for the treatment. That's pretty stellar too.

"Wii want to have a word... down at the station."

Being funny in games is not easy. I feel like, a lot of times, really unfunny people try to make a funny game, and they just jump in with both feet into the "wacky" end of the pool, and "parody" everything else in sight – except by parody I mean reference with a thinly veiled allusion by just barely changing the name…