You can't take this online though, can you?

As a Shriners' patient, he and his family pay nothing for the treatment. That's pretty stellar too.

"Wii want to have a word... down at the station."

Being funny in games is not easy. I feel like, a lot of times, really unfunny people try to make a funny game, and they just jump in with both feet into the "wacky" end of the pool, and "parody" everything else in sight – except by parody I mean reference with a thinly veiled allusion by just barely changing the name…

Was this a game people were looking forward to? I mean I honestly don't know. I don't recall much buzz behind this other than where it was coming from, and who was paying for it.

Giant enemy crabs spotted.

So it's not Keeooorntarko? Damn. I've been getting a lot of things wrong lately, Internet.

Some of this art looks like it could be concept work for a wicked cool set of GTA characters, actually.

Oh wow, I hadn't heard about that. I'm looking forward to this now.

Momofuku Ando is one of my heroes, no joke. Glad you posted this.

These guys sound like early morning radio DJs. The only thing missing were some obnoxious sound effects and a bored-sounding girl they can ask embarrassing questions of.

I clicked, so y'know, shame on me I guess, but really – post stuff from a 2chan thread and make an article out of it?

I didn't recognize all of them, (are all of these costumes fanservice? I don't think they are...) but of the ones I could pick out, I got some grins over:

I saw one in the video that kinda looked like Amano Celes.

Whatever Frank, do you even lift though, bro?

As far as Final Fantasy is concerned, they're not really dragoons unless they can jump out of the world for a turn or two, only to come crashing down on an enemy for around 2x damage. So :|

Ha, yeah, ha! Like, like the guy with the $500 console is gonna consider one that costs like half that next-gen? Really?

That looks neat. On one hand, I do enjoy the kind of low-fi look that we've been seeing lately – this made me think a lot of Sword & Sworcery – but on the other hand, the aesthetic and detail in the art makes me wish that these graphics were higher-rez, I think it could be really mesmerizing as opposed to merely…

I always confuse Cyborg 009 with 009-1.

Like many questions regarding decision-making, the answer is so simply expressed: $.