This seems like Jim Tomsula Lifehack for getting to know your local law enforcement community.

Robert Evans was the best.

Copy editing isn’t something about which this website should complain or to which they should draw attention.

I get that, but this mostly left and decent site is going to just ignore all the shit he said in the past and treat his sports takes like they’re cute? That is more surprising than anything. I love Thompson’s work, but this is a trend I have a hard time digesting. 

Or is it Jortles?

Him, I could see doing it.  Probably thirty-five minutes ago.

Who ‘Grams the Instagrammers?

I’ll bet good money not one of the guys behind this has the stones to teleport a genetically-modified giant squid version of a psychic’s brain into New York to create a perceived threat against all of mankind, therefore uniting humanity at last.  Not one of ‘em.

Eh, that’s more of a Deadspin thing than anything.

More like, “I’m a sanctimonious asshole who’s says they’ve quit the NFL, but it doesn’t count until I post my comment for all you mouth-breathers.”

The bumpers are worse than irrelevant. They are an impedance. I’m not a great bowler, but I can usually get a couple of strikes in a game. I have never gotten a strike with the bumpers up. My “good” shot hangs over the gutter before curving into the pocket. I never noticed this until I tried to bowl with bumpers, and…

I’m a sad person.

That dude is 100% fucking with Jeff, right? Please?

How dare you besmirch the good name of the real Foghorn Leghorn.

I went to my company’s trade show in Charlotte two years ago. It was exactly like this. I did like the Bojangles though. 

Most of the towns and cities in NC are pretty cool.

Carolina barbecue is the way it is because Southerners are too lazy to chew.

I honestly started reading it assuming it was written to the players.

They have but it was a Lions Jersey

Luke: