I miscounted when I sent in my submission, he’s actually 6-52!!!

Detroit, for all its bad reputation as a city, has had a damn good sports history.

I’m also glad you haven’t. The responses make me out to be rather dim.

I’ve never done that.

I have no clue how you got that out of what I wrote. “GAVE me their beer...”

I went to a (last) Chargers game in Seattle a few years back. We were sitting way up high in the nosebleeds, and my two friends were Seahawks fans, while my Australian girlfriend was fanatically neutral. We were surrounded by maybe 90% locals, and 10% Charger blue jerseys sprinkled here and there. I was a positive…

Thanks.  Like I said I got the joke (that he confused Christ the Redeemer and Statue of Liberty), just didn’t know where it was from as I didn’t have sound on at my desk.

I don’t know the exact number, but I know I never drove off with less than 15 full six packs plus whatever extra bottles or cans they handed me - one week in december, I hit my high water mark and went home with 40. I definately made more in the colder half of the season, whether that was because they brought more…

When I came home from my second deployment, I got a rehab assignment to work with the MD guard recruiters. My job was to take the hmmwv to the stadium on sudays, park it in lot O, and set up small games for kids to play. This was stupid for a number of reasons, the main one being very few people are dumb enough to…

I took my kid to his first game last year and had a GREAT time. The tailgating was fun, the fans around us were nice and polite while still being enthusiastic, there weren’t a ton of visiting fans but the ones that were there seemed cool, and while there was some good natured ribbing, there was nothing crazy. I didn’t…

You’re thinking of the other guy. 

Our Lord picked the 49ers to make it interesting. Not the Browns though, not even He can do that.

This woman is the fucking Hercule Poirot of wives. She led you right into the very spot she wanted you to be all along!

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

Here’s a not-so-conspiracy theory: those DMs and that email were not written by the same person. 

Don’t you need nose hair to act as a filter?

Right. I’m sure it’s just this story that just reminds you of Trump and the GOP. Your comment history is clearly not filled with non-stop discussion of Trump and the GOP...and that’s just today!

Yeah, it was just an annuity at 6 3/8%, a perfectly reasonable rate for the mid-90s. You can figure it out in excel in about 2 minutes. But if you’re a Mets fan, you should definitely spend 30 years complaining about it rather than acquiring 2 minutes of basic financial knowledge. Why put money in your 401k when there…

I guess I’m not clear on what that really means, or what an acceptable level of seriousness is. Does “treating it like game 7 of the world series” simply mean “emotionally invested in winning” or does it mean “prioritizing winning over maximizing all players enjoyment of the activity”?

The question about the longest fire pole you’d be willing to descend pretty much requires the xkcd What If? about a fire pole from the moon to the earth.