You can. I shant speak his name.

Damn, Liangelo didn’t even get a photo?  Sucks to be the middle child.

Can we talk about how the coach of this team is noted warlock ‘Doyle Balthazar’? 

What are the best sports catchphrases of all time? We need a definitive list.

But there is no need to go ad hominem when there is so much of substance to talk about.

“Do you renounce Julias Randle and all his works?” “You bet I do!”

I am aware.  I felt like he is a perfect end to the story, however.

Marchman’s favorite food to eat while high is a spinach salad? I just....Like if that’s the best you can do while high, just start drinking soylent for the rest of your life and live in a room without windows. You clearly can’t enjoy life. Jesus, man.

It’s got electrolytes.  

I am guessing the entire Lakers front office now has a permanent standing offer to work for the Knicks.

That’s exactly why they’re going to bring in someone who brings everyone together in every locker room he’s ever been in. He’s also looking for a new professional sport to play since Football and Baseball didn’t quite work out. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Tim Tebow!  As an added bonus he also brings the white…

The Story of the 2018-2019 Lakers as told by Jimbojoebob:

I don’t see the problem.

...What if I told you that sometimes putting a bunch of unstable guys on the same team DOESN’T work out?

We’re one crazy person away from finally getting the sequel to Malice at the Palace! Somebody just has to *sneeze* the wrong way at that team and BOOM! A new 30 for 30 is born.

*smash cut to Lebron looking directly into the camera a la Jim Halpert*

When I was 4 or 5, my grandparents lived across the street from a large municipal water tower. One of my dumb-ass uncles (yes, I have more than one uncle who is a dumb-ass) decided to aim some rockets at the water tower. Although a 6oz rocket has little chance of damaging a 10,000 gallon water tower, one of the…

...straight black powder packed into a thick metal pipe with a short fuse.

This isn’t a firework per say, but....

I got tasked with arranging a training exercise for all the non-flight people in an aviation battalion while we were in the field doing gunner qualification. In English, this means that while the helicopter flight crews were shooting things, it offended the officers in charge to…

When I lived in Northern Florida, a friend and I would go around and drop Black Cats into fireant hills.