Rudy Gay, 2015 PER: 19.7

You realize that at the end of training camp, Phil Jackson will hold a presser with Dolan. Phil will walk in with a huge grin, spread his arms wide, and simply say “The Aristocrats!” before walking out.

“LaMarcus, think about it! On any given day you could be passing the ball to Kobe and never seeing it again that possession in front of Victoria’s Secret supermodels, or Tom Hanks, or Lady Gaga, or even Michael Eisner! It could be Kate Upton who hears Kobe yelling at you to fucking pass him the ball when he’s open or…

See that door over there? Jack Nicholson is in there and if you sign with us, you can also go into that room where Jack Nicholson has been for the last 3 months. We don’t know what he does in there. We don’t ask. But we know he’s in there and only Lakers can go in there. The only other rule is you have to go in there…

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

The taking time off situation is a useless argument for me. LD earned his spot back after his amazing Gold Cup. He played with so much passion and joy in that 2013 tournament. JK said he had to earn his spot in the pool back and he did. What happened afterwards is why he was left off the WC roster.

I don’t really have a dog in this fight, but who gives a shit if Donovan took some time off? If he would have helped the team, he should have been on the team, end of story.

Which 14 years was she the face of American soccer for again?

Well, um. Hmm.

Oxford commas save lives. No one wants to eat grandma.

Costas may be an asshole but did you see that pitching performance. His comment was warranted. Ill give Strop some slack though, maybe it was his crooked “I’m a badass” hat that had the lights in his eyes and he couldn’t see the catcher.

Reddit users can get Insider just fine. It’s just that nobody lets them get Insider for free.

The Constitution guarantees us *free* speech, not pay-for-it-via-insider-subscription speech. Why do you hate America so much?

So when does Deadspin Premium Account start?

any politician proposing such would be skewered for "waging war on the poor."

aw yea

You never forget the first time you saw this thing on the road..... what was Nissan thinking? Better yet what were the people who bought one thinking?

WHAT?? WHAT??

Sure Lincoln, we totally believe that you sell the MKZ with a set of freaking Michelin Pilot Super Sports. Moving right along, nothing to see here.