This is just DRIPPING with irony.

The site is too far left for this to get much love, but +1 to you.

Obama replied, "Yeah I owe you dinner, but you still owe me $50,000 from our last round of golf."

When I was in college, one of my fraternity brothers scored an Olimpico in our championship game. Ended up being the game winner.

I'm doubting how sober James Dolan is anymore. People in the Program don't throw around words like that, or try to grandstand on their alleged sobriety.

Jimmy Dolan, please get to a meeting or call your sponsor.

You basically call someone an alcoholic, piece of shit loser and end your letter with "Respectfully". Nice touch.

So, some guy tells Dolan that he sucks at his job (can't argue with that based on the results) and Dolan counters by suggesting he's an alcoholic? Are we sure James isn't a Scientologist?

a cable industry giant hates his customers? Didn't see that one coming.

Dear Electron,

God, it would suck if "angry responses to emails sent to jdolan@cablevision.com" became a regular feature on Deadspin. I hope a large swath of the site's readership doesn't set itself to creating material for such a feature.

To be fair, he also has no idea how to work in an industry that is a monopoly.

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

I guess Dolan has no idea how to work in an industry that isn't a monopoly.

You most likely have made your family miserable. Alcoholic maybe. I can just picture you staggering around without a clue of what's going on. Well, guess what? The Knicks don't want you. We already have Andrea Bargnani to do that.

Hey, just because my son is dead doesn't mean I love him any less.

Aren't we all though? AREN'T WE ALL!?!

I would second the thing about ad agency types and their love of all things brand. My company spent WAY more money than we should have with a brand consultant to come up with literally one word to describe our brand. Seriously, this company came in, interviewed a bunch of employees, customers and consumers over a…

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

You've achieved the kind of perverted relevance that you promised the client to begin with.