Of course. There was no dad in this ad.

Yeah, part of the problem is that these diseases have disappeared because we've done such a good job eradicating them and people have forgotten how awful and dangerous they are. It's incredibly foolish.

He said heart attacks — not nitrates, aspirin, or beta blockers — are a part of the natural world. "Unfortunately, they mean that some people get sick and some people die," he said. "But the reality is that we can't just fill people with chemicals."

"...we can't inject our children with chemicals."

And this:

My sister's OBGYN told her very early on in pregnancy that she was welcome to set up her shots so certain ones are not all at once, but if she had any interest in not having her baby vaccinated at all, she would have to seek another doctor because he could not in good conscience be part of that. She didn't need him to…

I used to roll my eyes at experts like this and assholes who believed them. Then I had my son. And now I see life only through his eyes, and the idea that people (and innocent children of these oxygen wasters) are now serving as vehicles for extinct diseases that could harm him purely because he's too young to get…

While we're at it, I'd like to shoot the messenger some more.

I get tired of saving this over and over again but here goes. Smallpox: killed millions of people for hundreds of years. Where is it? Gone, worldwide, because we were forced to vaccinate. Measles were on their way out until now. I'm older than Wolfson, I remember getting measles and having school mates getting…

As someone who lives near the epicenter of the current measles outbreak (Disneyland), the anti-vaxxers (and there are a lot of them here) drive me insane. What kind of selfish, self-centered douchebag is willing to risk the well-being of their child and the well-being of everyone else because you're not smart enough…

To steal a quote from Jezebel I saw last night, if I can't send my kid anywhere with a PB&J sandwich for public health reasons, I shouldn't be allowed to send them anywhere without an MMRV.

I've reached a point in my life where I just roll my eyes and stay quiet if I ever overhear some asshole's racist, homophobic, bigoted, etc. rant. It's not worth wasting breath or energy to argue. People have stupid opinions all the time and blasting every last person who has one is an exercise in futility.

I met a guy today who's been crippled (I'm not sure what the proper term is) for 60 years because of polio. He can walk, but with great difficulty. Screw this doctor.

I'm a big fan of what's called paleo-nutrition, so our children eat foods that our ancestors have been eating for millions of years … That's the best way to protect."

Wait - this could be a missed connection for that guy! Hey mister! Remember, you decided to keep the black microsuede futon cover but you demurred on the matching throw pillows? You complimented my Norton t-shirt? If you're single and perusing deadspin, hit me up.

I don't know. As a woman who derives her worth from being told she's beautiful, missed connections are great. I checked regularly for ten years and then bam, one day there was a missed connection for a bbw in a dress and boots wearing hoop earrings at bingo. I got like a month's worth of self esteem out of it.

I might try this tactic with my girlfriend.

Well, you know what? Marshawn is a hypocrite because he acts like he's so damn defiant and then he takes millions of dollars appearing IN THE MEDIA endorsing products. He's not "making a statement." He's positioning himself as "that guy" and he has created a successful media brand out of it. #rovell'd

He keeps the Monkey Puppet horcrux in Tom Brady's vault, where every time you touch one of the Uggs, they mutiply.