they sorta tried by having the Rock come out. It didn't work =/

grandpa, who let you out of the nursing home?

That laugh in the Pats/Colts clip might be the best fake laugh I've ever heard.

Honestly, this is why I'm inclined to think it's bullshit, or at least a highly edited version of what really went down. I could buy a family maybe looking past you boning your cousin. I do not buy that everyone from the father's girlfriend to his parents to her grandparents are just delighted in this relationship.…

Fun fact about me, my cut off for dating older dudes is that they can't have lost their virginity before I was born. JUST IN CASE.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

"But how many times in the real world has a single small object controlled the fates of millions?"

I would be hard pressed to find a worse human than Paul Allen.

One can defend one's right to publish something while also condemning the content thereof. It's not an all-or-nothing deal.

Well the journalists above were convinced enough to dismiss the idea based on a sample size of 0 games.

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.

The Panthers were 1-15 the year before he was hired as their coach. They were 7-9 his first year, and then went to the Super Bowl his second year. With Jake Delhomme. He went to the playoffs every year with the Broncos, including one year with Tim Tebow as his quarterback. I'd say that qualifies.

Peyton Manning will play one season under Rex Ryan for the Buffalo Bills.

I guess we have different definitions of "proven." Six division titles in 12 years — four of them with Delhomme and Tebow at the most important position — is definitely above-average. If by "proven" you mean that he won a Super Bowl, well...no. But there'd only be about 35 "proven" coaches over the past 50 years by…

Immediately after Fox cleaned out his office he was seen in the parking lot tongue kissing Jennifer Lawrence. TMZ is reporting that "Fox has 'traded up' and is moving on."

With the Niners and now the Broncos, is this some new type of mindset that's taken hold where, if you don't win a Super Bowl, you totally dismantle what still got you into the playoffs? (Obviously, no, the Niners didn't make the playoffs, but two NFC title games and a SB appearance isn't too shabby).

But Tebow isn't even part of the Broncos anymore.

Fired Fox leaves Broncos browsing for new coach