Super Bowl is on Sunday to take advantage of the huge Orthodox Jewish viewing audience.

Lol good take random foreign guy. Feel free to stop interacting with anything to do with our country.

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Burfict idea.

Sure, I take a dump on the grass at the park in Cleveland after I score a touchdown to mimic the Browns’ season and I get arrested. Go figure.

Yeah, but did he grab any of them by the pussy?

You know who has even more money? Professional athletes who don’t have to hire defense lawyers.

Admitting to being Roger Clemens sounds like a good way to get yourself tased.

But does he have “an adequate amount of money saved up for a rainy day when the Seahawks cut his dumb ass” money?

The traffic simulation is perfectly accurate

This is the ideal intersection. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I’d say your pun is a bit of a stretch, but I guess at the end of the day it holds up.

And you know what he’ll buy with all that cash?

“Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.”

Given the names of their last five coaches I can only assume that the school is trying to form some sort of southern rock super group, but can;t b/c they hire them serially.

*Reads first 11 words of your post.*

A Power Wheels Jeep that Rex Ryan customized.

This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

Man she has barely any time left to get her parents to hook up!

“Have you seen my cat?”