That’s what I get for posting after sitting by my grill drinking beer all afternoon.
For those wondering (and hoping)—no, the Cleveland Browns do not play the Giants this year.
To be fair, that season was after the Tigers lost Justin Verlander at point guard.
But not the storebought kind, no sir! After I gather up the hoof clippins’, I render em’ down and make my own paste. It’s free and it keeps my boots waterproof in a pinch as well!
As a devoted niners fan, anyone who loses to us this season is not qualified to coach pop warner.
I don’t really like the ark of this story. They should have lined up some other free agents two by two to sign before the impending storm.
You gotta be Joakim me with that bad pun.
100% correct, under noah circumstances should they have done this.
If Goodell wants a plane, Jerry will buy him an ICON A5.
He’s A Dim Son...
the coach had nothing worthwhile to tell the locker room
Please include a trig warning next time.
I mean, can you imagine a worse insult?
It’s a perfectly fine take.
When JR ‘You want the pipe’ Smith is the voice of reason maybe reconsider your stance.
Honestly. “I don’t believe hoodies should be part of basketball uniforms, that’s all.” Well, Stephen A., you’re in luck! They aren’t part of the uniforms.
I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”
Shut the fuck up, Stephen.
Hey, easy there Al! Who do you think you are, stealing my material from the Deadspin comment section? I didn’t spend all this time and effort getting ungreyed to see you hijack one of my jokes.