But Roloson had come back down to earth already by the time he was hurt and Carolina was already on their back-up, rookie goalie (Ward) after the Montreal series. Edmonton was an 8th with a bullet whereas the Hurricanes came into the playoffs scuffling along. No asterisk but certainly a unique SCF.

Hey, when you’re starving, you don’t complain when someone throws you table scraps.

We’ve always thought that when Gollum fell into the lava pits of Mount Doom with the One Ring grasped in his hands, both were destroyed. But what if the primal fires of Orodruin forged the Ring and Gollum’s twisted soul into a single entity of such pure evil that it was cast instantly outside of the Circles of the…

Believe what you want, but I do this for a living, we carry three bedspreads and duvets for every room so they can be washed.

Lionel Hollins, Billy King, and Willie (but not Willis) Reed

Is this, like, a soccer approach? Do Russian hockey teams do this? Or is he just Donald Trumping an NBA team? (Trying to be fair here).

+1 sale into white slavery.

Fitting we crown a new Troll King, as the Goblin King just passed away.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

“Two months ago, doctors feared Odom had suffered serious brain damage after he suffered a series of strokes, so this is quite the rapid improvement, and the first bit of good news in a long time here.”

Cam just wants his kid to grow up to be a lawyer or a doctor an accountant.

You wouldn’t be such a Doubting Barry if you ordered @Dominos and stayed #HomeOnNYE as instructed.

Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

that’s the joke

Just like Dan, I too did not vote for Griffey.

Take that, guy who was only one of the 3 or 4 best catchers ever!

HOT TAEK ALERT

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.