“It’s the simplicity of the error that should make you appreciate that these kinds of things don’t happen more often.” - husbands

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

These are good words, arranged in a pleasing, humorous, and informative manner. Merry Christmas, Doug.

The lambo reference is to the kids who took the video and said, “I’m pretty sure that’s a lambo dude”

Or they end up crashed in a lake, like this lambo

Whoever allowed this Lotus to rot deserves to die a slow, painful death.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

Yeah, and the Dream Team should have more white guys on its roster.

You’re a dope. Taking issue with Wambach being part of a team almost exclusively of white women is like taking issue with Cam Newton being part of a team almost exclusively of black men. She should be praised for speaking her mind candidly, something athletes don't do nearly enough.

So her opinion is only valid if the starting lineup matches up precisely with the ethnic demographic of the United States? Should there be more handicapped people? Elderly? You know who’s underrepresented? Men. Where are all the men? They make up 45%

“exclusively only white women”—this is a dumb opinion. You pick a team to win. USWNT won the cup. Your comment is essentially advocating tokenism.

To be fair, I think I see at least 45 of the 49.

So if they aren’t gonna fire Norv...

Jezebel is nothing if not hypocritical.

No...you are wrong. The quote says cars today have the same fuel efficiency as the Model T’s “first combustible engine” did in 1908. This is factually wrong. Today’s engines are much more efficient but are responsible for much more power moving much more weight. The initial quote has so much wrong with it that many…

Are you kidding? Engine efficiency is dramatically better. You could replace that Model T’s 20 HP engine with a 100+HP Ford Ecoboost 3 cyl that would likely get around 50-60 MPG if it had to pull around a 1200 lb car. This isn’t pedantry, it’s just getting things right.

Taking up two spaces in a lot is kind of trolling. Parking REALLY close to that person, is trolling back. I think it’s a fair play. You run that risk.

You know what the dumbest part is? The guy calls the number on the truck so they have his phone number. And then he smashes the mirror.