My best friend, a NY liberal, moved to FL, became conservative, got himself an AR-15 and voted for Trump. I haven't really spoken to him since I found out he voted for Trump. I was his best man and he was mine. I am so saddened that he's gone. What is up with Florida? 

Fuck off. Our immigration systems are aggressively discriminatory. When you’re family came to America, it was probably still in the period where you just had to show up at Ellis Island. And even if it was more restrictive, it was certainly easier than it is now.

Your story is absolutely believable: 100% believable. But we could not sue them or even challenge them publicly, could we? They cover each other’s asses. Their Higher Ups sign off on that shit.

I’m with you. My one interaction with the police was having them kneel on my head to handcuff me after a suicide attempt, then parade me laughing out to the five or so cop cars there to take me away to “get help.”

Christ, Chris Kyle was a straight up psychopath. That dude wasn’t sad about any of the people he murdered, and straight up bragged about it all the time. The world was a better place after he got shot in the head.

This is the same “appeal” to compassion that the NYPD has been pushing for almost a year: Nine cops committing suicide within weeks/ days of each other.

I’m playing my tiniest violin over here.

I hope they endure lifelong suffering for the trauma they’ve experienced here. I don’t believe in karma but I still hope for it. 

Got my popcorn ready for what Biden says. He’s basically got no way of not putting his foot in this one.

The Leave campaign regularly lied about what that actually meant.

They ALL campaigned on how easy it would be to renegotiate deals in the UK’s favour; how much more money there would be for social services; how everyone could get work when foreigners were kicked out, etc.

Trump screens everything and anything that has folks coming in contact with him IRL. The media, which is scared as fuck at the idea of losing access has self-neutered itself and he only really follows Fox anyway. Therefore save for his weekly unhinged rants on Twitter, he ensures that he has almost 24/7 yes people…

not “a hero of 9/11” or “a guy who happened to be in office on 9/11” but *the* hero of 9/11. i’m actually kind of impressed that even in the midst of an acrimonious divorce from this guy she is spouting his own propaganda for him!

So what you’re saying is, at least 4 women have willingly slept with that? Shivers.

FUCKING DEMOCRATS - YOU’RE PAID TO SHOW UP. WE NEED YOU TO SHOW UP. SHOW UP!!!!

“doors that open and pivot up against the body instead of out”

*womp*

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

It’s a good ad. She’s currently running in New Mexico’s most crowded primary (there’s 10 or so declared candidates) with no real obvious front runner at present so it makes sense to tell voters who in the heck she is.

He definitely committed a felony, no question about it

Let’s not sugar coat things. Your neighbor is an illegal arms dealer, and if this same situation played out with two minorities in a city said neighbor would likely be up in arms.