Trump admin, making the next generation of terrorists. 

“It’s hard to know exactly how Trump found out...”

In that family?

Trump is such a shitty person that we without question all believe this story.

More importantly, I bet you Tiffany, in her heart-of-hearts, knows it to be true also.

Yes. Local property taxes are a shitty way to fund public education. They punish the poor homeowner in a wealthy district and limit the services in poorer districts. They also enforce racial barriers.

We have a major problem with redundant administrative staff in Westchester County. The problem is too many school districts, each with administrative staff. The town of Greenburgh, NY has EIGHT public school districts! The town of Eastchester has three school districts! And the County residents complain that we have…

Motherfuckin’ “EXCELSIOR”, motherfuckers.

I think there should be three primary days:

EARLY SCHADENFREUDE ALERT!

Ugh. Just get rid of the staggered primaries, and either do a national primary day or a set of regional ones that rotate the “first” position. 

Why does the Iowa state flag say “IOWA” on it? Because the flag’s so generic and boring that they’re afraid no one will be able to identify it? I mean, you’re Iowa. Everybody already knows you’re generic and boring. We probably could have guessed. I’m from New York. You know what our flag says? Motherfuckin’…

Bret, invite me to dinner at your house. I will NOT call you a bedbug. I will, however, give you a swirly and bang your wife. 

I would frame that email and put it up in my office just like I framed the printout from the College Republicans website at a previous university that declared me a “communist indoctrinator.”

A second source, who confirmed Clinton asked the female DJ to turn down the volume, said she wittily won him over by playing Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop.” The song was Clinton’s theme for his winning 1992 campaign.

Trump is that kid in high school who constantly told everyone else how big his dick was, but refused to shower during team sports for fear of being found out as a fraud (note: I’m not judging anyone’s genitals here, I’m coming to a point about braggarts); he’s transparently insecure, and tries to fight that insecurity…

I can count to potato this many times. 

I bet a dollar “hacked” means “uses the same password for every account and didn’t change it”.

Sorry, but this is inaccurate.

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

“Don’t use this chokehold on suspects, because it could kill the suspect.”