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The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

This here, ladies and gentlemen, is why on occasion we can indeed have nice things - because people like Jake, SFMikee and Jason exist. Well done sirs, well done. It is moments like this when I think maybe, just maybe humanity isn't totally lost afterall.

Chelsea's statement:

How do you get to 5 stars and then get caught on the freeway?

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

DIE!

Bad idea.

"Designer babies"?

Goodbye and good luck. I appreciated your attention to Texas matters!

I guess those [adult swim] checks aren't enough, it seems

What are you talking about?

I can't wait to see how they're going to try and top the first Rising. Maybe Raiden will abandon flipping god damn metal gears and start carrying a gun that shoots out Metal Gear Rays instead.