Welcome to DeadSpin CK092. Everyone is teasing you because you are being too literal. Lighten up. Posts here are only appreciated if they are witty, punny, or otherwise funny in a clever manner enough to make you snort for a bemusement.

Isn't that the guy who started communism and rock and roll in Russia?

Rage Against The Machine - Balls On Parade

Drake looks like Kevin Perreira.

Exclamation marks !, bandanas, mini metal gear ray / rex. If you make it I will buy one.

Something something BeatBuddy, oh wait that was last year.

Requesting an MGS sweater. I an level -50 in photoshop.

Thanks, I now have spit beer all over both my coffee table and computer monitor.

"Yes, we have a cutting edge monitor technology!"

If you could only eat one type of food for lunch for the rest of your tenure at Deadspin, what would you eat? Would you get a smelly food and torment your fellow writers?

You might be onto something.

Croatia is one of the most racist countries on the planet.

Hahaha well I don't think so but everyone has their own opinion.

That explains it. I had no idea.

Agreed. They have a weird consistency that I'm not used to. Toyota should just give everyone two free meals at Baja-TexMex chain Fuzzy's Taco Shop and see what happens. Otherwise I'll gladly take their job haha.

We even have their coveted In-N-Out burger. What else do they want?

1st Gear: Plano is actually a really nice area I don't get why they don't want to go to Texas when they will keep their existing salary, get moved and not have to pay a state income Tax. It seems like a no brainer economically speaking but then again, I like Texas.

When will she learn, the chips and habanero salsa diet just doesn't work!

Available on Amazon, Speick's lavender fragrance will make you fall in love.

Available on Amazon, Speick's lavender fragrance will make you fall in love.

Nope and now I do. I'm okay with that.