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You're in the right, this douche is crazy.

The check is in the mail.

God these all sound like nightmares for a guy.

First couple of times I had sex with this girl it was great. She wanted to make it a more regular occasion so I happily obliged. As we continued through our journey - I stopped getting as much fun out of it. I was glad I could take her to climax and that she was enjoying it but I was no longer able to finish. I was

Sometimes even when you really want to like the person the sex just doesn't work out..

I think some mothers may just have cooler last names. In some cases if you are an only child and you have a boy at least on the male line, it seems right to at least let him have the father's last name to continue that branch. Likewise, if there are no male heirs on the female side it would be nice to do so for their

So she gets bragging rights, endorsements or a money prize?

I've been saying this for years, not just because I am one but gymnasts are ninjas.

I remember going to GameWorks and thinking that Jurassic Park shooter had amazing graphics. I think there was also the Star Wars game that was a similar 'Sit-in' game box.

Colloquially known as "buttrip"

An 11 year old car and people give her grief over it? The maintenance and upkeep is ridiculous on those things. Now if she were driving a Mercedes < 4 years old, then maybe some eyebrows should be raised.

How about often neglected? Dodge Stealth.

RIP to Jim #4, he didn't quite make the LZ.

Shouldn't have eaten the 7 rial beans.

knew how not to be a dick and found a young girl to give the ball to.

He's one step away from going super saiyan.

Buying this game has seriously soured my experience with Alpha games.

Singularity is a great game for the PC and completely worth $7. I recommend it.

Pantera is great, but Phil Anselmo is still a huge douche.

Has anyone checked him for rabies?