This one's more fun. Marry Brosnan (who seems to be a really A+++ sort of husband), fuck Pitt (who also seems adorable but has sketchy hygiene, which might be irritating in a spouse), kill Harmon (who I don't really have any opinions about and isn't in anything I watch).

I feel like I have to now. That'll be the only way to feasibly out-obnoxious my family.

That's the only thing I came here to say.

White women! Oh wait...

I know ARTISANAL is pronounced are-tiz-nal (I think) but damn if I don't always hear it in my head as 'artiss-anal'

This sounds like one of those fucked-up "learning moments" like when Hank takes Walt Jr. (Flynn, sry) out to see crackies on the beat after he tries to buy beer so he can see what he doesn't want his life to progress to. If this happened, I bet it happened very much on purpose and was assigned to her by a higher-up…