Miller feelin’ so fine about his appearance today he’s probably going to celebrate tonight by killing two hookers.

It’s the beady little eyes, the Trump asshole mouth and the lack of a soul.

That’s kind of creepy. He does kind of look like Eric with a chin and no broken paternal chromosomes.

To be fair, after his staff told him that Kenneth Parcell wasn’t available, he had to do something:

Seriously. I question how this was all even remotely “worth it” for her. I had zero negative thoughts about Ivanka Trump prior to this disaster. She seemed like a normal and nice enough person, never hinting at the atrocious ghoul (to use Ashley’s perfect term) that apparently was lying dormant. She was pretty and had…

Fear is a powerful thing. My aunt bought one after Sandy Hook because she brought into the “Obama is gonna take your guns away” frenzy. She asked to put it in my mom’s purse once when they were at one of my plays and my mom, a nurse at an urban hospital that regularly treats victims of gun violence, didn’t speak to…

I want every one of these motherfuckers to suffer from incurable leaking anal fistulae.

As a Canadian I will not be partaking in Weed Wednesday (my drug of choice remains Caffeine) but I enjoy the fact finally some sensibility has come to this file. Society has long agreed this drug is okay, its time the laws have caught up, and I am very happy the people with convictions for this “Crime” will no longer…

“I never expected the leopards to eat my face.”--Caitlin Jenner on voting for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

I hate everything.

“Witness the rage of a mediocre white man feeling slip away what he thinks is his God given right.”

Not to insinuate too deeply, but he strikes me as someone who’s a smarmy dick to his wife. Is it just me?

He’s SUPER good at being told “no,” too.  This much is clear.

I want him to have a massive stroke and be bedridden and unable to communicate for years while he has to watch as his asshole children bicker endlessly and make terrible decisions on his behalf. “No, I get the gold bedpan!” “He likes me best, I should get it!”

I absolutely fucking hate him. I don’t know what else to say at this point.

If there’s anything I can say for Eric, it’s that he’s stayed out of the chaos. The best Trump is a Trump I don’t have to hear about. 

The Kellyanne Conway/Jake Tapper Fatal Attraction bit was great, too.

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol

She’s still complicit.

“‘I just want to know how it feels to profit off of lying to the American public,’ she yelled. ‘I bought your book! It’s okay, I don’t want it, you can have it back!’”