I’d have posted the video, but it seems they’ve now violently arsefucked YouTube vids in the comments. 

Very:

Being cast as a teapot is literally the highest honour you can bestow upon an Anglo-Irish actor.

Release without rhythm; you won’t attract the worm.

You’re a seppo, aren’t you? I keep forgetting ‘Murrica is the only the place on the planet with black people, but fortunately there’s always one seppo along to remind everyone.

“Why isn’t this movie about Princess Di’s bulimia casting a 600lb woman of colour as Princess Di?”

He’s the best Orson Welles we ever had.

Baroness Haden-Guest

Holy shit, that Phillip Seymour Hoffman had range back in the day.  Total chameleon.

There’s a few reasons I’ve given up on the MCU (it’s starting to feel like a fuckin’ research assignment) but just sweeping aside Black Widow is one of them.

I’m thinking a mass overdose on Joe Rogan™ Brand follicular regrowth supplements. 

Brendan Fraser in 600lb Gelatinous Cube suit, to chagrin and ire of people who want to see more real 600lb Gelatinous Cubes represented on screen.

“There will also be interviews with other famous fans”

I still say we can do a third* Fraser Mummy movie.

As usual, everyone sleepin’ on Venture Brothers:

HAIL SATAN!

Amen

And literally anywhere else she went. Fletcher turns up in a town she’s never been to before and you bet your arse within five minutes there’s a fresh corpse.

How much is Zazlav being paid? Just sayin’.