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Maul Keating
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No I said “Hey, Blinken”.

Oh, it works. Ask me how I know.

The finest pseudointellectuals Twitter can muster.

Oooh, jewellery? I hope it’s necklaces.

Where’s that Shawn Mullins bastard now that I need him?

Eh, I’d love to keep playing, but it’s 12:45AM and I’ve got to catch some REM.

How about he plays that same cop, but just on exchange to the US?

Andy Samberg should be used as nothing except as a warning for what not to do.

It’s about as rap as Jason Aldean. 

I was referring to Captain Marvel, no America, with that “Captain Cardboard” line - but I don’t blame you! It’s kinda vague, and anyway, no one remembers anything about Captain Marvel.

She’s a nominally attractive, extremely privileged white woman.

Is Emerson one of those colleges that just runs your degree off on the ol’ Konica-Minolta as soon as your payment clears?

I feel like this is the point where a Ray Donovan type gives a hooker a huge back of spiked coke and pays her to party with him till he ODs...

No Doubt.

I believe the movie title was meant to be ironic.

GOT HIM!

I’m boweling out.

Exactly. You can’t just go in and watch a Phase 5 movie next year.

“YOU’RE TAKING UP VALUABLE AIR.”