Hell, Captain America’s origin story is pretty much the same thing Chris Kyle’s dad told him American Sniper. THERE ARE SHEEPDOGS, AND THERE ARE SHEEP...

I guess it’s better when a trillionaire spoiled brat heir only child gets millions of civilians killed because Daddy didn’t love him enough.

Hey, don’t cry about it to me. Address your concerns about power creep to Mr. Kevin Feige, Mickey Mouse Strasse, Disneyland. Power Creep is the MCU’s mode and modus.

The best Liam Neeson cameo ever.

...except this is the MCU we’re talking about, and Wakandans are essentially gods (like most of the superheroes), as the movies show.

‘Straya, cobber.

Zemo’s a villain, right? Pure evil, eh?

Is that why Youtube vids aren’t loading in comments? Because they now must be run through Spamfella’s ad servers and us commenters can’t do that?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Wakanda is a perfect fantasy for the early 20th-Century United States.

Just chopped the tail off the histogram of that image in Photoshop:

“What the fuck’s a lommy?”

Hey, if you think someone who touts Michigan as one of the great wine-growing regions of the world is a sociopa- actually, never mind.

He’s about as funny as a cancer diagnosis. 

And how’s that workin’ out? You’re right; he was doing so much better before I called him a fuckwit.

Are all people with mental health issues massive fuckwits or just Kanye?

The lie that art should only be judged by profit is just what unimaginative neckbeards who envy artists tell themselves to justify their lack of creativity, as well as their consumption.

That’s just something nerds say because they have zero creativity or artistic talent.

Skwirl.

Just get a drunken John Leguizamo to do it.

I fucking love how they gave Colm a chance to be the hero...by being Colm.