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This almost makes me glad Youtube clips aren’t loading in comments any more.

I will never, ever understand why Americans have HOAs.

Man, it’s taking off here in Australia -wholly and solely because of fuckwits taking their cues from Seppo pop culture.

There’s only so much sour milk you’ll accept your Jersey heifer giving you every morning before you start looking for someone to blame.

This article is thoroughly depressing.

Hughes name-dropped the writer of one of the episodes, Brittany Miller, and here career basically consists of being a coffee-fetcher on a B-grade comedians vanity sitcom (you know, “The <Insert Comedian’s Name Here> Show” type shows) in 2017, some work on Woke, and then these eps of archer.

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True Lies in 4K, you fucking Canadian hack, no more Fern Gully: Dances With Smurfcats.

What facts? The fact you can’t do basic maths? The fact you think that directors are only allowed to direct in a narrow age band? The fact that you think that no generation has any knowledge of anything outside it’s

I’ve said it before, but what they’ve got now seems to a bunch of roving freelance comedy writers who’ve just come with a portfolio of generic sitcom jokes.

I think the key takeaway from all this is that you Gen Xers are genuinely shocked and angry at other generations not being so relentlessly and entirely self-obsessed as you are, and that your only source of any knowledge was movies.

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I believe this is the preferred version in English:

If it was a “Gen Y flick,” why are all the references from the 80s and early 90s (and pre-revival Doctor Who) and not so much anything after 1995? Not a Pikachu, Spongebob, or even a Daria in sight. You’d think there’d be some Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy VII, Resident Evil, or Symphony of the Night references,

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Oh, fucking Skyfall:

As many have pointed out: it’s literally Austin Powers 3. No joke. Was this revenge by the Broccolis on the franchise that killed off the camp Bonds?

There’s two possible ways AVC selects its show:

Oh, right, I forgot the law that says movie directors must only direct movies for people their own age.

And yet it didn’t. Strange, eh? Almost as if it’s a power fantasy for the terminally socially-awkward dorks.

Listening to Sam Smith’s dirge made me google to see if making castrati was still legal in England.