Huh. By coincidence I have a pack of Circus Circus ex-floor playing cards on my desk I picked up at a garage sale for 50c. Still got the seal on ‘em.

You’re friend is wrong:

(that’s not forced, unlike the other Craig films).

No, it’s happening to me as well. Haven’t changed browsers or settings or anything like that.

Look, I want to get into New Archer, but by christ I cannot get past their new boss, or the dull writing, or the fact that everyone seems to be recording voice lines on their phone.

At its core, Scott Pilgrim is an almost unmarketable idea. It’s a romantic comedy with the trappings of video games and manga while scored by indie rock? What the crap?

Yeah, it was specifically designed for uncool Gen Y boys. It was the poster child for Nice Guy Dorks, until Ready Player One came out.

You know the only proper way to rate films is by clap length, right?

I hope they stay accurate to the source material.

Yeah, I think it was mostly a victim of a) a newcomer, and b) that newcomer not being Connery. And then afterwards there was Lazenby’s attitude to the role (“I’m happy being Bond for the bread and the birds...”) as well as him ditching it.

Nope. Stopped working for me too. 

“Insurance company is not goink to believe this.”

Is that Cyril’s brother?

I’m guessing they found a Pornhub archive.

No, Goofy’s hetero. Or at least bi.

I’ve gotta admit - I broadly agree with this list.

I would muchly like to read that, and to that end...

Never having fired a handgun in my life, and even though I know that’s a Walther PP-esque pocket handgun with a relatively low-powered cartridge, I can still tell that’s the stupidest way to hold that thing if you intend to fire it, lady.

I once made the mistake of pointing out one of these people’s capes at university. I was young, I was naive - I was not prepared for the response that followed, not least of all because he was, ack-shully, wearing a cloak.