OK. I can’t be the only one who was hoping for a David Lynch/Frank Oz directorial team-up.

For example, take this brief excerpt from a documentary on the matter:

YOU’LL LIVE TO REGRET THIS- oh, thanks a lot, now I look crazy.

Yeah, he was very much the straigh(-ish) man in a cast full of bananas. At least straight man compared to Niles, Bebe, Roz, Eddie, et al. Even Maris, a character we never saw (and could possibly never see, even if she were in front of the camera). 

Certifiable. And no matter what his credentials I don’t care for him wearing the uniform...

MUST KEEP THE BLOODLINE PURE.

So, would so say that the wealth in this movie is a...vulgar display of...something?

Reminder, these aren’t just random bloggers. These are Martin’s personal fact checkers.

Oh, I can hear it now...

How much did they have to pay the producers of the gay porno, Ring Of Power, for the naming rights?

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Can’t believe we had two awesome Nileses in 90s sitcoms. We were truly blessed. 

She stood right there in the midnight air as the moon shone through her nightie. It bit right on the nipple, oh the tit. Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty.

Bebe Glazer or we riot.

I look forward to the rational and grounded comments this article will generate.

Harrison spent his entire twenties smoking pot as a full-time job. What’s JDW’s excuse?

OI GAVALT, BABY, OI! 

She talks to Anggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels...

Same diff.