Nothing says Epic Fantasy Backdrop like suburban Dubuque, Iowa.

(do I say Black since it’s not just African Americans)

BRIAN BLESSED?!?!

Makes the original Rhodie’s take on maths seem almost quaint, eh?

Fuck. Yeah.

As an aside, I sincerely believe Maverick had the best romance subplot ever that subverted a helluva lot of clichés.

They’re almost always cliche, boring, and predictable.

I’m gay and I felt alienated by the trailer. Just tell a fucking joke, bonus points if it manages to not be about anal sex or pride.

Yeah, I know Reid wanted to make this sound like petty, redneck hobby drama, but there was some serious dinero involved.

Feet.

We just makin’ names up now? All right, cool.

God, Quibi feels like a fever dream. It’s exactly what you get when you get a bunch of 60-something executives noticing the grandkids are watchin’ all the stuff on their phones, and thinkin’ they’d pay money for it.

I-a see-a you-a don’t-a make-a love like-a the-a Eetalee-an-ohs do!

Don’t worry! The next Marvel movie is gonna have Howard The Duck power-bottoming Dr. Strange and dropping the line “Jeez, you sure know how to to open the portal to my alternate dimension!” and millions of neckbeards will be simultaneously torn between their latent homophobia and telling the normies “YOU DON’T NEED…

BRING BACK...

Fuckin’ still...

I mean, the internet already beat SNL to it months ago:

Similar, but I ascribe it to someone knocking on the shitter door and them breaking their concentration when they have to shout “HEY! OCCUPADO!”