Fuck, I remember seeing that in a gaming mag back in the day. 

- The AV Club

“PISS ON YOU, I’M WORKIN’ FOR SETH ROGEN.”

I just hope they cast another Olympic swimmer.

Wait. Hang on.

I cannot fucking stand this style of animation.

Don’t have a microscope on me, sorry. Can’t suck what you can’t see.

See, you say that, but...

It’s tops, you might say. 

...the pipes, the pipes are calling...

Also, he’d better be playing a robot called Cool I/O.

The Daily Show with Trevor? No-a!

How did that T-Rex kill the entire crew on the boat? Even if it broke free of its pen, it couldn’t get up into the bridge.

When asked for comment, Trevorrow said, “Ye$, we probably $hould have $topped at the fir$t movie. I feel that Jura$$ic Park, the one relea$ed back in the fir$t half of the ninetie$, was inherently unfranchi$eable.”

This is the nuance we’re lookin’ for.

Ah, the Dowd B+, or, as he refers to it, a C-.

Cool.

And that’s a better take than what we got in this review, where Murtada tries to hold the film up against some unmentioned, intangible standard that seems to exist only in his mind. You’ve acknowledged what you were looking for, personally, not trying to make out that your personal preferences are somehow the only…

Fifty years ago the US was still in it. Hell, my country was still in it.

Amsterdam seems cool as fuck.