Tell you know nothing about art without saying you know nothing about art...

Does Four Corners count?

Exactly. It’s what good reviewers are supposed to do - not just judge what the thing is, but what it’s creators set out to have it do and if the thing did it.

Browsing in a physical shop is deductive, while browsing online tends to be inductive. The latter gives you a few options, often based on a rather creepy algorithmic (data mining, bro!) guess.

The reviewer just had to make the comparisons of the movie with Green Book for...reasons, I guess? So...Efron is the goomba doorman, and the beer is the black pianist?

“Doodles” Weaver

That only narrows it down to a few hundred thousand.

Aren’t they all just picture books?

It’s a feeling, it’s a mood, it’s an energy kind of thing.

Pouch budget’s gonna be off the fucking charts for this film.

Exactly. Those Chinese mattresses cost less than the shipping to get them over. (Granted, they’re not alone in that.)

I hope Ukraine just submits a 90-minute cut of this:

SUCK IT, PACINO.

The difference is the people on the crown are Actors, so they are likable by nature. The real royal family is a bunch inbred aristocrats nobody likes

What British act was Elvis ripping off? 

Ah, the mattress store. You’re absolutely right. A favourite observation of the mouthbreather is “Those things must be money-laundering fronts because I don’t know how else they’d stay in business ‘cause it’s not like they’re selling 50 mattresses a day!”

Why aren’t we calling Dances with Wolves a Lawrence of Arabia knockoff then?