Be top 20 in the world at what you do and doors will open.

This is stunning even by white guy standards. What a tool.

only non-hungover person at work tomorrow.

Enjoy. 57 years!

rec’d for portrait

I declared 2017 the year of the crazy white lady. I misspoke.

So I spend the weekend delivering sick burns and witty retorts and it’s this gif gets the stars. I see you internet.

mongoose

Yep, I don’t think she’s actually surprised. For the points you’ve mentioned, and his overall lack of integrity.

*based on a short story by Michelle Obama.

He’s a snake, she’s a snake. Snakes are quite capable of disliking each other. No winners here.

That’s Massachusetts product, Matt Hasselbeck.

Clever legal tactic, that would be a first.

Dept. of State was Putin’s #1 problem.

Point taken. He seems relatively harmless compared to the rest of the animals.

Kuhn is white of course. They kinda like that aspect of his play.

As usual, Ray will speak through interpretive dance.

pretty amazing. poor bastard hasn’t really done much but take up space... and be in the way, of course.

Is there was a go-fund me page to help her and her family get therapy and general life stuff? Not like everything’s fine because she’s free.

Zelig-Ironically, the majority of people photographed with Woody Allen now regret it.