Secession isn’t just a river in Africa [wait]

depends on one’s heart condition and bank balance, apparently

Forcibly getting into Indian airspace...?

Do not fuck with Prince. It is absolutely nobody’s prerogative to do so.

Yeah, that’s not bad at all.

That face looks tremendously desperate. He looks like rat in a cage.

Its all about the racism, sexism and xenophobia. Candy.

The pointless fuel burning of jetskiing mixed with the comfort of ice fishing and the fashion sense of an eighties hair dresser from Bimidji. I’ll pass on driving around in the snow, making a ton of noise for no good reason. (I’m sensitive, coach)

Glad to see a Bill Duke reference. Jesus, that death stare.

The Grammys are nothing but PR, however. They serve to promote the products of the music industry. So saying something inflammatory is a major failure on dude’s part.

Thanks for those numbers. To be blunt, it’s because the Grammys president said some dumb-as-hell stuff in a year where there was a disparity - making it 100x bigger of an issue than it would have been. PR buttfumble.

Cancer warning labels are such a buzzkill. Why not just stop doing it altogether? What’s wrong with good ol’ horse sense when it comes to ingesting cancerous chemicals?

What does the New York subway system have to do with this?

“Why can’t we win awards from countries like... Norway?”

Well said. Trump supporters are 100% comfortable declaring war on everything they don’t like, that isn’t part of their tribe. We need to get wise that they’re straight-up fighting against us. This isn’t a civil debate among respectful parties.

Christianity and other forms of magical thinking have taught people how to maintain wildly irrational points of view; and be otherwise rational in their day-to-day activities (like burning fossil fuels while refusing to believe that fossils themselves exist)

Maybe Trump isn’t the only person that’s been compromised by the Russians. Nunes, Orrin Hatch... many folks behaving inexplicably.

Amazon seems to be emblematic of that not-so-exaggerated characterization.

He meant LeBron James. NBA legend, Presidential cock historian.

General Kelly hooked him up with some commander-in-chief jammies, though. The biggest boy!