Jesus. Is that a coke thing?

excellent reporting! the twisted saga continues.

hahaha... Goddamn. You just summed up my lifelong, seemingly random identification with black folk. Thank you.

Pacific Islander is a pretty broad brush unfortunately. Could mean he’s partially Guamanian, Filipino, Maori, Hawaiian, Marquesan... PI covers a lot of territory (literally). It is better than the old days of checking ‘other’.

diabolical. glad you’re on our side.

I heard that many of the old ones looked good from the ground but were riddled with discolored patches and adhoc stitching on top. Checks out.

She’s got a shot to get on that Fox News White Lady Martyr circuit. Her makeup game is way too understated, though.

Nice. My own preference, after getting my balls inspected, is a strong lemon diesel indica blend.

There are interesting stories about the production of the early episodes where they had fish on the table (under lights for hours for continuity sake). Lessons were learned.

eat the rich

Hire Jackie Moon to teach them the alley-oop!

Yes, it could technically happen. The big hole in this theory:

I’ve seen her show a couple times while visiting my mom (she records it and yes she has horrible taste).

goddammit!

Bob knew that if he had any chance to win the “who can get the most death threats this week” contest, he couldn’t get too abstract with Sully and the boys. Straight for the balls.

I rooted for the Eagles vs. Vikings (for some inexplicable reason) and instantly regretted it once I realized we’d get two weeks of philly fan/media exposure; as well as the usual pats-related jackery.

She did give us that whole weird ‘Trump is afraid of sharks’ thing. Thank you for your service, Ms. Daniels!

Well, affairs don’t involve an exchange of money. Therefore no affair. Strictly business. Dirty, dirty business.

Wahoo!

Because it sounds like they’re intelligencing?