Remember his playing days? He got his bell rung *hard* on more than a few occasions. What he’s denying is his own victimhood. Like certain women that rail against #metoo.

Yes, it’s quite important that Hoge be satisfied with the state of American culture; and that the things that he enjoys are preserved - even if its at the expense of children’s health and well-being. Hoge is doing a great service for Hoge’s opinions. On that we can all agree.

Yep, the maturity of a person can be measured by how they behave when they don’t get their way. These types are basically stunted at the toddler level.

In England ‘trump’ is a colloquial term equivalent to ‘fart’. 

The majority of voters in Steve King’s Iowa district showed themselves to be the kind of mindless bigots that good ol’ midwesterners vehemently protest they’re not. An awful display of conservatism gone off the rails.

I’m setting the hot tub time machine for 1805... oh wait, that means Trump in nothing but swim trunks. Fuckit democracy can take care of itself.

For the sake of Don Cherry’s health, tell me there weren’t any Swedes on that Montreal shift.

Trump dumps Sessions to replace him with someone that will torpedo the investigation in 3...2...

Chairpersons for every house committee is also mas grande.

A true indicator of a person’s maturity is how they behave when they don’t get their way. We’re dealing with a population operating at an infantile level.

I’m rooting for a 50-way secession gangbang. (spare me ‘what about our precious economy’ pearl clutching, peeps. don’t be a sellout all your lives).

they’ve elected him several times already. they are who you think they are.

I’m ready for a post-flo society. Now her sister, the one on the exercise bike... she’s the voice of a new generation.

I had heard that the Nazi’s invented diet coke for chemical warfare purposes and after the war their top scientists were hired by Coca-cola to adapt it for the American palate.

Tiger mom’s are gonna tiger mom. You can’t stop them, you can only hope to... yeah that’s a 2 stroke penalty at best, give the kid a break.

If you are befriended by a Japanese family (in Japan), they will pull that shit on you every meal and laugh like satan worshipers when they tell you the weird shit you just ate.

Damn, the rest of that sounds fantastic, though.

I’m not sure that goat QB debates are necessarily carried out under the strictest laws of reason and with deep knowledge of the game.

I admire your courage in facing a potential foodie-hipster backlash.

Yep, she’s become a clear liability. Like an aging sports star that doesn’t see that they’re actually hurting the team by hanging around. Thank you for your service, but it’s time to step aside now. Politics can be unkind. Buh-bye.