That certainly sounds awful. But it is not uncommon for serial killers to lie through their teeth about the number of people they killed. Shockingly, they are not the most reliable people.

Yes. I lived in Center City for 10 years after growing up in Delaware County. I would never have considered getting a cheesesteak from Pat's or Geno's, or the horrible Jim's on South Street. Cheese Wiz? Why would you ever do that when American Cheese melts perfectly without a trace of oiliness?

Fuck You.

No, no, I feel for the landlord. Whether it's worth $100 or $100,000 shouldn't matter, you treat someone else's property with respect.

Pilgrimage? Let's get a kickstarter going to build a healing center/ dog butt meditation garden. It'll be the new Lourdes!