Hey, what do you get to trade your upvotes for? Do we have to visit a backalley website around the corner to make the swap?

But what about the radio signals?!

I fear the better flavors are always underneath that buried chunk of concrete you don't even know is there.

Theon's going on an undersea adventure, guided by Patches, to visit the wonder of the Drowned God's court. There he will learn that the secret to Euron's spontaneous fleet . . . is that they're made out of Wights!

The eye shadow adds ten years?

Some people are gifted with a refined moral palette and always reserve their sympathy for where it will reap the most efficient amount of karma. Min/maxing is mandatory for getting into heaven in the face of overcrowding.

So Fierri exorcises his douchbaggery by sacrificing his cosmetic appearance to it to keep it sated, thus sparing it seeping into his skull?

'"I appreciate the muppets on much deeper level than you"'

Your ancestors are clawing their way deeper into the ground to get away from you.

What kind of alcohol will they put in the weirwood paste?

Your dad's a compliment?!

Winners lead the flock by example.

The real solution is two words: toilet pigs.

Your head's too big! He has an appropriate sized noggin befitting his masculine physique.

Well, Watermelons come from Africa, so they call dibs on claiming it as their heritage. Same with ocra and coffee. Only with their express permission, or after they have vocally rejected it as a stereotype, is any other ethnicity allowed to partake of them.

It stood up, and for a bulldog that's a herculean feat.

Google's in on the cover up. MetaCrawler is the One True Search Engine.

I hope they plan to broadcast it on billboards that are miles long.

I hope Lost's epileptic trees make a cameo appearance.

I thought Charisma was the new slang word for meth.