Christopher Pike books was the meth of young adult literature.  I had 20 someodd books before I weaned myself off him, about around the time he was reincarnating that vampire and her lover into Mexicans and got really heavy handed with his Hindu-inspired mysticism.

Is Charlie the Trickster or the Javelin Man?

Still a sweet way to earn a paycheck.

I second this.  At least Lila found a new home, and maybe she'll find love with T.J.  Indian ladies are goo goo for them whiny white guys. 

That's how Troy lost his voice.  The evil was vanquished, but always at a severe cost.

I like how you liked donkeys.  I wish we got more donkeys.  I liked how Butters was walking around and found new parents because his old parents are mean to him and that is bad because Butters is nice. 

I hope the shooter has her head grafted onto a moth.  While shooting down everything not you, you also have to fight the magnetic pull to artificial light, which naturally causes damage.  Still, before you die your wings will burn off, forcing you to crawl around until you kill enough flying insects to cobble together…

I agree with your assessment of Walt's ability to run distribution.  Look at the problems Gus faced and what it took to maintain control, and that's with his reputation, history and well established network.  Walt will be butting heads head on with the Cartel, on top of Mike and all the other dangers looming at his…

Walt Jr. will be Badger's Jesse.  Heisenberg should have provided bacon with every breakfast.

The White name will not be sullied by being used by a pocho.

I kind of wish they hadn't have blown it down to bone.  A charred meaty mess with pieces of shrapnel would have been plenty and much more creepier.  Just look at any gore picture where a part of a person's face has been turned into red ribbons.

I also missed Wrapped Up in Books.  Who'd have thought literature could be vicariously entertaining?

Not as hard as it is for him to trim his wigs.

How would Walt get Saul to do this for him?  And how do we know Saul still has access to Jesse's loved ones now that Jesse isn't avoiding them?

Al's mustache was an intelligent weapon, much like the sword of Lilarcor.  Its demand for waxing was bearable, but ultimately the 'stache let fame go to its head and eloped with his accordion, Kishka.

Any pirate worth their salt makes their peg legs from whale bones.

I blame the bugginess of Disqus when using Firefox on no script, ad block, and/or blocking third party cookies.  It's all my fault, and I don't mind.

Inspirational enough to become his girlfriend until you make a misstep and are discarded like the tasteless cunt you always been?

Remember, Walt opted to disappear ASAP since he was on borrowed time.  Gus would kill him eventually, likely his loved ones to boot.  Walt didn't anticipate not having enough money to vanish, so as a last act of goodness he wanted to save Hank as well.  If he'd known about his lack of funds, he wouldn't have risked…

Why are you paying attention to the reviewer's grade?  Only the Mob is just in their grading, thus only the consensus matters.