this made my morning a bit brighter

You all get me

Yeah, they call to the codependent dysfunctional girl in me that wants to fix him.

In order to mix it up a bit, I’m not going to use the one Carter Baizen gif I always use...

Without giving too much away, TJ is incredibly fucked up and Sebastian does broken really well.

I met him extremely randomly a few months ago. Def not as tall as his IMDB page says he is. He was also wearing a velvet tux and he let me pet it.... then later I learned who he was after I introduced myself (I was very drunk, asked to touch tux first, name later).

The first gif just set my panties on fire. That smile/smirk.

I’m not saying you’ll have to fight me to get there, but...

#askingformyself

And two arms!

I still would.

WOULD

Bucky with porn stache!!!

If women operated on emotions rather than logic, most men would have their balls kicked in with this terrible prevailing logic.

Steve Harvey vehemently denies that evolution is even possible. He is a moron.

Post pictures of your tits and ass.

“Women are too emotional”.

As I said elsewhere, the only thing Steve Harvey is good for is making funny faces on Family Feud. Other than that, he’s less than useless.

Well Steve Harvey is on his third wife. He’s the expert at what us womens want / need / deserve. He’s a certified pro.