maudelebowski29
MaudeLebowski29
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This would be the first comment, i hate the internet.

That’s okay. Marvel is murdering DC where it really counts: at the box office.

Sorry DC fans, but it looks like it’s reboot time again.

Good gawd DC/WB, you just Goldblumed yourselves.

Can you imagine having such a poor taste in cinema that you are still invested in the DC movie universe as anything other than a running joke?

Why is Paul Bettany wearing glasses in that picture? Vision problems?

Sebastian Stan has a 9 movie deal with Marvel and by my count that would leave him with 4 left after Avengers 4. So I fully expect to see BuckyCap at some point, and I am absolutely here for that!

He’s a fantastic actor and oh so easy on the eyes. No wonder, really.

Can we all just start pointing and laughing whenever anyone uses the term “white genocide?”

...You are genuinely insane.

I’d give Warner Bros. the benefit of the doubt if they hadn’t fucked up the last three DC properties.

In addition to being a perfect, visual summary of Snyder as a filmmaker, the GIF at the top of this post also depicts a scene from a much better movie in which Zod and Superman team up in the third act to defeat the real villain, Zack Snyder, who they realize has been the true threat to Earth all along.

When I used Internet dating sites, I was really clear I didn’t want kids. Guys would open up their emails to me questioning why I didn’t want children. That used to bother me so much. I haven’t even agreed to date you and you’re talking to me about kids? Fuck off.

My gyno once asked me why I didn’t want kids. I didn’t mean to come off bitchy, but I honestly couldn’t think of an answer beyond “Well...I just don’t want them.” Like...do I have to have a long explanation? Why don’t you want an iguana? You just don’t. The iguana is fine over there.

The “you’ll change your mind” thing is the worst. I know what I want, and mostly importantly, what I don’t want. Asshole.

I agree most whole heartedly Mrs. Slocombe! Dont you Captain Peacock?

Me, defiantly: