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Without giving too much away, TJ is incredibly fucked up and Sebastian does broken really well.

I met him extremely randomly a few months ago. Def not as tall as his IMDB page says he is. He was also wearing a velvet tux and he let me pet it.... then later I learned who he was after I introduced myself (I was very drunk, asked to touch tux first, name later).

The first gif just set my panties on fire. That smile/smirk.

I’m not saying you’ll have to fight me to get there, but...

#askingformyself

And two arms!

I still would.

WOULD

Bucky with porn stache!!!

When people tell me I have high standards I just tell them “No, I just got older and realised that I didn’t have to put up with the crap I used to tolerate from men”. If that means I stay single forever, I’m totally fine with that.

If women operated on emotions rather than logic, most men would have their balls kicked in with this terrible prevailing logic.

Steve Harvey vehemently denies that evolution is even possible. He is a moron.

Post pictures of your tits and ass.

in my experience I’ve found that a lot of men *genuinely* think they are amazing. I don’t know why or where it comes from, but they really do think they are god’s gift and any woman would be lucky to have them. Any woman that isn’t interested is a slut.

He could have summed up the whole survey into one question:

Um, fuck that, I have seen dudes on social media do every single one of those things, some times more often than women.

“Women are too emotional”.

As I said elsewhere, the only thing Steve Harvey is good for is making funny faces on Family Feud. Other than that, he’s less than useless.

Well Steve Harvey is on his third wife. He’s the expert at what us womens want / need / deserve. He’s a certified pro.