I bet it’ll be windy.

I really have to stop reading this thread or I’m genuinely going to hurt myself laughing.

I’ve never seen losers have so many monuments across a country they wanted to leave, they seceded from America!

Quite infartful...

Unfartgettable.

It doesn’t matter who you are, or how old: fart jokes are never not funny.

Reading Brooks’ original fuckery, my brain was completely overtaken with White Opinions memes

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive…

The bear and I are one.

The new live-action “Peanuts” movie is off to a weird start.

Scien-melancholy

Entitled, yoga-pants wearing ones?

It’s like if Scientology started selling yoga pants!

Duke Ocean sounds like Ron Swanson’s smooth jazz alter ego.

You are forced birth.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? Like, I’m sorry to be harsh, really I am, but are you fucking joking? People donate organs literally all the time. It’s done for the medical advancement of our entire society, of the whole world. Once upon a time there were grave robbers stealing corpses to sell to doctors…

The question of what kind of woman would have an abortion based on sales pressure (???) doesn’t really come up.

Who gives a shit even if they are donating or selling the tissue? Seriously...how is this a sound anti-choice argument?

of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.