The 3 year-old boy was standing on his chair, pants down around his ankles, peeing. Directly into a cup. Grandma is seated next to him holding said cup.

Pregnancy is far more dangerous to the woman than an abortion procured from a trained medical professional.

Devaluing women’s work is one of the GOP’s favorite pastimes.

“If an embryo is “not a person, what is it? Because if you left it alone, that’s the only thing it can become,” he said. “It can’t develop into a pony!”

Sorry but I don’t really give a shit about your ”straight pride.” Pride is not a concept for straight people to adopt because society is not making you feel ashamed for being straight.

This is all well and good, but McCubbins needs to start thinking about a running mate to balance out the ticket. I know most people will suggest Grumpy Cat, but I think he should consider the more populist Lil Bub. Grumpy is too alienating — particularly to the canine vote.

MCCUBBINS/BUB 2016

BO FOR PRESIDENT.

The only fever I respect is More Cowbell fever.

saying the father had “jumped through hoops” to have a relationship with his children.

Dear Putin:

We need lots of infrastructure overhaul. If he wants to put Americans to work, he could propose a massive New Deal type infrastructure jobs program. But that would be socialism or something.

This face is only entertaining when Joe Biden does it.

Scion of wealthy political dynasty says Americans need to work longer?

Nothing more middle class than a guy who made millions in speaking fees telling other americans they need to work harder to be born on third base like ole Jeb was.